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[gottastaycalm]

[ The video turns on showing a freshly showered Lambo looking well put together, beside him is a tray of ginger cookies and way off the side is a decorated batch, but those are always spoken for. ]

My, my. I spent all day baking and now I have too many cookies. If anyone wants some just let me know and I'll drop them off. Don't be shy, especially any cute ladies. 

[ A wink and the recording turns off. ] 

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[gottastaycalm]

[ A blink. He doesn't know this person but apparently they share the same apartment building. Be nice, Lambo. ]

We should hold a bake sale and see how many cute girls show up.

[ Because obviously that's the reason he'd do it. ]

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[tacosgay]

[... uhhh. Taako makes a face, but it turns into an odd kind of smirk.]

Uhh, right, why don't you handle all the girls, then, and I'll just... bake.

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[gottastaycalm]

[ Well now. He could get behind that. ]

If you think you can handle it.

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[tacosgay]

Hey, look at it this way: you get to use my incredible baking skills to impress women, and I get to use my incredible baking skills. It's a win-win situation, really.

[He can't begin to express how not interested in women he is. Maybe Lambo will figure it out. Maybe.]

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[gottastaycalm]

[ A quiet grin. He has no clue. ]

I'll be the waiter, you be the baker.

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[tacosgay]

That's right!

[He catches a curl on his finger, twirling it thoughtfully.]

Well, unless someone more my type shows up... we should cater to everyone, you know.

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[gottastaycalm]

What's your type?

[ Lambo is always happy to help with this stuff. ]

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[tacosgay]

Oh, you know... tall, dark, and handsome.

[He grins from ear to pointed ear.]

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[gottastaycalm]

[ Oh no... that's his type too. ]

....

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[gottastaycalm]

Yare, yare.

[ His smile brightens indulgently. ]

It seems I have competition.

[ Lambo, no! You are so getting this wrong! ]

[tacosgay]

Uh... not if you're in this for girls, and girls only, but hey, maybe you're not, and that's totally chill, too.

[Lambo... please...]

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[gottastaycalm]

[ Wait, what. ]

2/?

[gottastaycalm]

[ Does that mean.... ]

....

[ He stares back at the mirror, this time really paying attention. ]

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[gottastaycalm]

So you're like Gokudera-shi.

[ Because if he isn't into guys, then god knows he's doing a terrible job at dispensing that belief all around. ]

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[gottastaycalm]

[ There's a poignant pause after that statement quickly followed by-- ]

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[gottastaycalm]

[ A sly grin that soon sparkles into a bright smile. ]

Then that means more for me!

[ Wohoo! ]

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[tacosgay]

[Taako breaks into a grin, making a fingergun at the screen with his free hand.]

There you go! Go get 'em, tiger.

By the way, my name's Taako, and somehow we never met before even though we kind of live together.

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[gottastaycalm]

Bull. My Box Weapon is a Bull.

[ Because that's important. ]

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[gottastaycalm]

[ And, oh god. He looks a little sheepish.]

I've been spending a lot of time in #1006.

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[tacosgay]

Excuse me? Your what?

[What the hell is a Box Weapon? Did he just make some social faux pas from another dimension? This is all so wild.]

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[gottastaycalm]

Box Weapon. All the Guardians have one.

[ He looks so proud of himself. The others might have 10 years on him but he's just as much of a guardian as them. ]

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[tacosgay]

Uh... huh. What are you the guardian of?

[That's... an interesting response.]

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[gottastaycalm]

Lightning.

[ A wink. Lambo, you did not just... oh jfc]

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[tacosgay]

[Oh my god. That's adorable. And super doofy. Taako breaks into high-pitched giggles at that.]

Okay, Lightning McQueen, what exactly does that even mean?

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[gottastaycalm]

[ Sadly, he doesn't get that reference because he would totally take it as a compliment. ]

It means, I take the damage to the Famiglia. The Vanguard.

[ He really likes that title even though he's never once lived up to it. >_> ]