text; un: varian wrynn

[shalamayne]

these things are slower to write with than quill and parchment. making things easy here is not an option it would seem. these letters are too small even to press upon.

i will be going to the wall and climbing one of the towers there to survey the landscape beyond. anyone who wishes to come with will be welcome. if this place thinks for one moment that i shall sit around and rest on my laurels as my city and world are in danger then they can think again. i will make that earlier meeting look tame should i get my hands on those responsible for holding us here.

the wall expedition shall start at midday and i will not be waiting pAST THAT SO SHOW UP OR DON'T, I SHALL NOT BE CONCERNED.

NOW THEY'RE LARGE LETTERS. CURSE THIS THING.

Comments

[foeyay]

You think? I wonder if cursed mirrors make better weapons.

Oh good. I wasn't going to listen to you protesting anyway.

[shalamayne]

i'm not sure i'd like to know what makes these mirrors work. it can't be good if it's something this place provides.

how good are you at wall climbing?

[foeyay]

Technology isn't all bad, you know. You should watch a kung fu movie sometime! I'll make the popcorn.

If I can't climb it, I'll just break through it.

[shalamayne]

a kung fu what?

a sentiment i can get behind. we'll pull it apart brick by brick if we have to, though i suspect it won't come to that in the end.

[foeyay]

Movie! It's like a video game that doesn't care how you want the story to go.

[shalamayne]

i don't know either of those things, i shall take your word for it.

[foeyay]

There's a lot of fighting and explosions in them. You'd love it.

[He insists, while not knowing a thing about the man he's speaking to.]

[shalamayne]

[ Varian would probably enjoy those kinds of movies, it's just a shame his world doesn't even have television.]

and why would i wish to watch this and not be wreaking such upon my enemies?

[foeyay]

[A shame, indeed.]

You do explosions?

[shalamayne]

if it's a means to defend against an enemy or to take them down and ensure victory then yes. gnomish explosive devices are particularly destructive.

[foeyay]

Oh. I prefer hand-to-hand combat. It's more satisfying.